To Whom It May Concern: I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult in order to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old. The tax base is lower. I want to be six again. I want to go to Mc...More
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: What does the cow say? Child: Moo! Mother: Great! What does the cat say? Child: Meow. Mother: Oh, youre so smart...More
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What are you in here for?The second kid says, Im in here to get my tons...More
Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow! The second one said, Thats nothing! My father ca...More
On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florists son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and said, I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?Thats right! said the...More
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Jo...More
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, I know the whole truth. So Little Johnny decides ...More
Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand. Little Jimmy stood up, alone. Mrs. White said, Jimmy, do you really think youre stupid? No, Jimmy said. But I d...More
One of the teachers had a kindergartener come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.The student said it was dead.The teacher asked how he knew.The boy said,...More
The little farm boy storms out of the house, mad about being ordered to do his chores. In the barnyard, he kicks the rooster. Near the barn, he kicked a hog. In the corral, he kicked the familys milk cow. His m...More
