To Whom It May Concern: I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult in order to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old. The tax base is lower. I want to be six again. I want t...Full Article
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: What does the cow say? Child: Moo! Mother: Great! What does the cat say? Child: Meow. Mother: Oh, your...Full Article
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What are you in here for?The second kid says, Im in here to g...Full Article
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a ta...Full Article
Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand. Little Jimmy stood up, alone. Mrs. White said, Jimmy, do you really think youre stupid? No, Jimmy sai...Full Article
On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florists son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and said, I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?Thats right...Full Article
Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow! The second one said, Thats nothing! My...Full Article
The little farm boy storms out of the house, mad about being ordered to do his chores. In the barnyard, he kicks the rooster. Near the barn, he kicked a hog. In the corral, he kicked the familys milk ...Full Article
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, I know the whole truth. So Little Johnny...Full Article
One of the teachers had a kindergartener come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.The student said it was dead.The teacher asked how he knew.The...Full Article
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tou...Full Article
The teacher advised the class to start the day with the Pledge of Allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him. He looked around the room as he star...Full Article
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, Mommy, will you sleep with ...Full Article
It was that time during the Sunday morning service for the childrens sermon, and all the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she s...Full Article
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that I made ugly an face, it w...Full Article
A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee in bed. He had made it all by himself and was so proud. He waited eagerly to hear her verdict on the quality of...Full Article
Jimmy came home from school with an F on his geography test. His mother was reviewing his work, and noticed that he had gotten one particularly easy question wrong. Jimmy, she asked, Santa Cruz is in ...Full Article
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to t...Full Article
Mommys WashclothThere was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She ...Full Article
Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was black. So Johnny says, Mom, am I more Jewish or more black?What does it really matter? Youll ...Full Article
