Top 10 reasons computers must be male: 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home....Full Article
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS). Next Monday there will...Full Article
An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inc...Full Article
Since AOL has introduce there unlimited hours package they have started displaying special messages to customers. 1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond w...Full Article
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, And what starting salary were you looking for?The engineer said, In the neighborhood of $125,00...Full Article
At a recent computer expo (1996 COMDEX), Bill Gates compared the computer industry to the automotive indusrty by stating: If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all...Full Article
70 Ways To Tell Youve Been Online Too Long 1. Tech Support calls YOU for help. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL. 3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. 4. You have ...Full Article
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.The mechanical engineer said, I think a ro...Full Article
One day, Pete complained to his friend, My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor. His friend said, Dont do that. Theres a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and ...Full Article
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. Hey, bud, how are ya? Im good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful! Well, Im glad you like her. Believe it ...Full Article
