The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is was too late and the man had died.While consoling the wife one ...Full Article
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in and poured him out on the counter.Then she started talking to him, and traci...Full Article
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, You arent that good in bed either!By midmorning, he decided hed ...Full Article
Men & Women At An ATMHIM:Pull up to ATMInsert cardEnter PIN number and accountTake cash, card and receiptGo!HER:Pull up to ATMCheck makeup in rearview mirrorShut off enginePut keys in purseGet out...Full Article
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS Everyone around you has an attitude problem. Youre adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your ...Full Article
10. Cats facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts arent just weeds 7. Fat clothes 6. Taking a car trip without try...Full Article
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him shell see him later, and wa...Full Article
A man went to the doctors. The doctor came in and said, Well, Ive got some good news and some bad news.The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just...Full Article
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that its his daughters birthday and he hasnt bought her a present.He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assista...Full Article
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. Whats the story this time, Jones? he asked sarcastically. Lets hear a good excuse for a chang...Full Article
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and theres a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even ...Full Article
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair...Full Article
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, No, you have another...Full Article
Several years before the Gulf War, a female journalist did a story on gender roles in Kuwait. She noted that there it was customary for women to walk 10 feet behind their husbands. After the war, she...Full Article
Q. Why does Dolly Parton have such a small waist? A. Because nothing grows well in the shade....Full Article
An elderly couple is sharing an intimate dinner in honor of their 75th wedding anniversary. The man says softly, Dear, there is something I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our sixth child...Full Article
A small tourist hotel was all a buzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, b...Full Article
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.Thinking that it would be ...Full Article
After completing his examination, the doctor took her husband aside. I dont like the looks of your wife at all.Me neither, Doc. Said the husband. But shes a good cook and the kids seem to like her....Full Article
Will I be the first to do this to you? whispered the new groom to his new bride. What a silly question, giggled the girl. I dont even know what position you want to use yet....Full Article
