A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman.What a ripoff,...Full Article
A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a pr...Full Article
The top ten things that sound dirty in law (but arent!)10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, lets do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last ...Full Article
There was a lawyner, a priest, and a class of children. They were all on a cruise. A couple of days later the ship hits a iceberg and it begins to sink. So the kids get on a line to get off the ship, ...Full Article
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party:What do you do if you make a mistake on a case? the minister asked.Try to fix it if its big; ignore it if its insignificant, replied the lawyer.What do y...Full Article
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the dam...Full Article
Q. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?A. If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, theycannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever....Full Article
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time hed finally managed an affair with the innkeepers daughter. Looking forward to an exciting fe...Full Article
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. Oh, please excuse me! said the bunny. I didnt mean t...Full Article
An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.I have always heard that you cant take it with you. But I want to dispr...Full Article
A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, There might be a problem. You see, I only have ...Full Article
A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer were waiting one morning on a particularly slow group of golfers.Whats wrong with these guys? fumed the lawyer. We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!I dont know, s...Full Article
Four doctors who hadn’t seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar. Adjourning for dinner and drinks, they turned their conversation to who makes the best surgical...Full Article
While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted. My name is Joshua. Whats yours? asked the first boy. Adam, replied the sec...Full Article
A man is at his lawyers funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. Why are you all at this mans funeral? A man turns towards him and says, Were al...Full Article
Somebody from a local charity is going over some files and realizes he hasnt gotten any donations from the towns most succesful lawyer.So the man calls the lawyer and says Our records show that you ha...Full Article
A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repo...Full Article
A clever attorney was convinced he found a way to take all of his riches with him when he died. When he finally became ill and saw that death was imminent, he instructed his wife to sell all of his i...Full Article
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. A mill...Full Article
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out ...Full Article
