While escaped, a convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on th...Full Article
A man walks up to three men sitting in a bar and says that he will bet them 100$ that he can place a Shot glass on their table and pee in it from across the room. The gentlemen talk to each other and...Full Article
4 men went golfing one day. Three headed to the first tee while the other went to the clbhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started bragging about their sons. The first man told the others,...Full Article
A man was in an airplane, and waiting for the mens room to be free. After Half an hour, he asked a flight attendent if he could use the ladys restroom. The women said yes but told him not to touch to ...Full Article
This guy walks into a bar and 2 steps in, he realizes its a gay bar but doesnt really care cause he really wants a drink. When the gay waiter approaches and says to the customer: Whats the name of you...Full Article
There are two guys that are trying to get a quick 18 holes, but there are 2 terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where its supposed to go. The first guy says: Why don...Full Article
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that hes being watched bya midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guydoesnt get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small s...Full Article
A man walks in to a gay bar. All he wants is a drink. The gay waiter comes up and asks him what the name of his penis is. The coustomer say that he is not gay and only wants a drink. So the waiter...Full Article
why did the 1 handed man cross the road??to get to the second hand shop...Full Article
A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his forehead and says Bartender give me a scotch on the rocks.The bartender returns with the drink, and being kind of curious about the pair, asks:If you dont min...Full Article
A man was in a terrible accident, and his manhood was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldnt cover ...Full Article
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? ...Full Article
One day a man walks into a dentists office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. Eighty dollars, the dentist says. Thats a ridiculous amount, the man says. Isnt there a cheaper way...Full Article
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man lose...Full Article
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If its up, Put it down. 3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more att...Full Article
There were three guys on a building and they all jumped off. One of them were white, one of them were mexican, and the other one was black. They all went to hell.When they got to hell the devil told...Full Article
There were three guys on a building and they all jumped off. One of them were white, one of them were mexican, and the other one was black. They all went to hell.When they got to hell the devil told...Full Article
Men are like.....Floor tile.Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime. Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table. Men are like.....Mascara...Full Article
When the end of the world comes, everybody on earth goes to heaven. God comes and says, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line fo...Full Article
A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he pops into the newsagent and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the ...Full Article
