You need to keep your mama out of the trash she keeps getting it all over the place....Full Article
YOUR MOMMA SO DUMD SHE WENT TO GO FILL OUT A JOB APPLICATION IT SAID COUNTRY __________. SHE WROTE FREE...Full Article
yo mamas breath so bad when she went to the dentist to get a filling the dentist had to give himself gas!...Full Article
Yo mama is so ugly..... when my dad mooned her she looked into it & thot it was her reflection, & replied How did my hair get so curly?...Full Article
Yo mama was so poor....that when i came to the door, she stuck her head out of the window & said Ding-Dong...Full Article
Yo mama is so fat that when she went dooky the whole world flooded & everyone had to live on a piece of poop!!...Full Article
Yo mammas pits are so hairy she looks like shes got Don King in a headlock!...Full Article
Yo mamma so fat that when she swims in the sea the whales start singing we are family!...Full Article
Yo mama stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please....Full Article
Yo Mama is so poor that when I whacked her on the back, her titties fell off....Full Article
I asked god for world peace and he said,I cant its impossible, I asked to make ya mama good looking and he said,dude... let me try world peace!...Full Article
Ya mama so fat when her beeber goes off, people thought she backing up!...Full Article
Ya mama so stupid, when she read on her job application not to write on botted line below she put O.K...Full Article
Yo mamas so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-ticYo mamas so fat she went to Jenny Craig and the only thing she lost was $19.99...Full Article
Yo Mama so fat that they said it was chili outside then she brought out a bowl!...Full Article
Yo Mama is so old that she still has Jesus pager number!...Full Article
Your mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.Your house is so small, I put the key in the keyhole and I killed three people....Full Article
yo mamma is so fat, Jesus cant lift her soul!...Full Article
yo momma so dumb she sits on top of the t.v and watches the couch....Full Article
The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall.The owner asks the clerk, Whats with that guy over there by the wall?The clerk replies, Well, he came in here this ...Full Article
