Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary `s hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the ...Full Article
Why are eggs so frustrated?They only get laid once, eaten once, and you have to boil them to eat them hard!...Full Article
There was a little boy who lived on a farm. One morning when he got up from bed his mother told him he needed to start doing his chores around the farm. The little boy said he would take over the chor...Full Article
THERE WAS THIS FLY THAT WAS HOVERING OVER A LAKE, A FISH SEEN THIS FLY AND SAID YOU KNOW IF THAT FLY WOULD JUST DROP 6 MORE INCHES I COULD GET THAT FLY IN THE WOODS NEARBY A BEAR SEEN WHAT WAS GOIN...Full Article
How do you make a kleenex dance?You put a little boogie in it....Full Article
what do you do with a dog with no legs?Take him for a spin!...Full Article
why was the washing machine laughing?it was taking the piss out the knickers!!...Full Article
did u hear bout the fight near the chippy last night?(no)well, the fish got battered!!...Full Article
Olympics condom A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. Ol...Full Article
a chinese guy,a white guy, and a black guy all get a job at the same place.the boss comes out and says,im leaving for awile,and when i get back i want to see this place swept,and that pile of dirt out...Full Article
SEX IS LIKE A KFC YOU START WITH THE BREAST, WORK YOUR WAY DOWN THE THIGH AND ALL YOUR LEFT WITH IS A GREASY BOX TO PUT YOUR BONE IN...Full Article
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were sitting in the OB/GYNs office and the brunette and the redhead were discussing whether they were having boys or girls.The redhead said that she was on top and t...Full Article
One day a blonde was golfing. She hit the ball into the sand and went to retrieve it. She was just bending down to get it when she heard a small voice If you pick me up I will grant you three wishes. ...Full Article
A new preacher told his wife he was going to preach on water skiing,she said you cant preach on water skiing. if you do i am not going, so she stayed home in the house behind the church as the preache...Full Article
what do the star ship enterprise and toilet paper have in common? they both travel around uranus searching for klingons...Full Article
One day a man and his wife are playing golf at their home course. On a certain par four, the man tees it up and hits a big slice into the woods.They find his ball directly behind one of the greenskeep...Full Article
a man walks into a gunshop and says to the attendant, i need a laser sight, do you have any? the attendant replies, yes heres our last on. the man is looking through it when he spies a naked man and w...Full Article
How Dogs and Men Are the Same1. Both take up too much space on the bed.2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.3. Both mark their territory.4. Neither tells you whats bothering them.5. The...Full Article
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said, Maam did you know you were speeding? The woman, hard of hearing...Full Article
During his visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days. Finally, a weary President Clinton emerged to face th...Full Article
