Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful parrot. Does this parrot talk? she asked. Yes, he does, the manager told her. But why is this one only $50 and all the others are $500? Well,...Full Article
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, Whats politics? Dad says, Well son, let me try to explain it this way: Im the breadwinner of the family, so lets call me Capitalism. Your Mom, shes the admini...Full Article
Hillary Clinton dies and goes to heaven.Standing outside the perly gates ahe ask ST. Peter what all those clocks were for behind him. He says they are lie clocks everyone has one. He says see this one...Full Article
Monica L. had taken some clothes in to be cleaned. The attendant was an old man, hard of hearing. She was telling the man what she wanted, and was holding a dress while talking. The old man put a hand...Full Article
Whats the difference between Tony Blairand a tampon?Nothing there both stuck up cunts!!!...Full Article
why did they inventglow in the dark condoms?so gay people can play star wars....Full Article
what is the difference between a mexican and a pizza?a pizza can serve a family of four...Full Article
Q:What do you call something that is 12 inches long and hangs infront of an arsehole?A:Tony Blairs TIE!!...Full Article
What does Bill Clinton and his dog have in common?They both go after rotten pussy....Full Article
No clergyman shall tell a funny story from the pulpit (West Virginia). In Atlanta, GA, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.Federal law forbids recycling used eyeglasses i...Full Article
There were 4 people: A Congress man, George Bush, Osama Bin Laden and a solider and they were all in a helicopter. The pilot said that someone needs to jump, so Osama jumps and says: this is for my co...Full Article
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them ha...Full Article
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who ...Full Article
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to Go...Full Article
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was give...Full Article
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on theoperating table. The first surgeon says, I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything insi...Full Article
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A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: Many say the only reason you were elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father. That notion is ridiculous! ...Full Article
A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.Madam, said the sales manager, the audio system in this car is completely auto...Full Article
A young lady goes to a new doctor for an examination, and he discovers that she has crabs. He thinks to himself ,How am I going to her that she has crabs?After the exam he tells her to get dressed and...Full Article
