It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help u...Full Article
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, Wanna hear a redneck joke? The guy beside him stiffens. Before you start, buddy, I think you oughta know something: Im 6 2 tall, weigh 200 po...Full Article
10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer: The monitor is up on blocks Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on themThe six front keys have rotted outThe extra RAM slots have Dodge Tr...Full Article
What do you call a basement full of farmers? A whine-cellar...Full Article
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. $10 for 3 minutes, replied the pilot. Thats too much, said the farmer. ...Full Article
Two Southerners were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard an awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from ...Full Article
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So, thehusband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didnt want to have any more children.The doctor told him ...Full Article
A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant. He called the vet for help. Why dont you try artificial insemination said the vet. The farmer didnt have an inkling ...Full Article
Collards is green, my dogs name is Blue and Im so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blues and without all them fleas. You move like...Full Article
Whats the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe....Full Article
Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it....Full Article
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?A pimp....Full Article
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA....Full Article
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said Lookey thar up ahead Earl, its a po-leece roadblock! Were gonna get busted ...Full Article
Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for hisbeloved widow? She cant touch it till shes fourteen....Full Article
Whats the difference between a good ol boy and a redneck? The good ol boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved....Full Article
Whats the most popular pickup line in Alabama? Nice tooth!...Full Article
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. Where do you live? asked the operator. Bubba replied, At the end of Eucalyptus Dri...Full Article
How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say Ive gotta leak in my sink and the person at the front desk says go ahead....Full Article
How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck....Full Article
