there two boys and they live in a small little town in virginia. These two boys are especially bad and are always in trouble. after the two boys got cought for steeling one day there mothers sent them...Full Article
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, Ya know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. Ive tried everything-noise, spray, ...Full Article
On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle ofnowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as youmight expect, a shipwreck:2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French me...Full Article
A black preacher and a white preacher went on a hillside to find out if God was black or white. The white preacher askes, God, are you black or white? God responds, I Am that I Am. The white preacher ...Full Article
A man joining a monestary was told he was to take a vow of silence and was only to be allowed to speak two words every five years.After the first five years had passed he walked into the chambers of t...Full Article
The Pope and the manager from Taco bell were talking one day and the man goes we will give you one million dollars if you change the lords prayer from bread to taco. The Pope goes no my people in Rom...Full Article
A man went to church one day and afterward hestopped to shake the preachers hand. He said, Preacher, Ill tell you WHAT, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!The preacher said, Thank you sir, but...Full Article
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at thelocal church. Reverend, she said, I have a problem, myhusband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. Its veryembarrassing. What should...Full Article
A sales representative from a major chicken producer is sent on a mission to the Vatican.He meets with the Pope: Holy Father, my company would like to make a substantialdonation to the Holy Mother Chu...Full Article
Jesus is crucified, hanging on the cross up on a hill. Below the hill there is a crowd of onlookers, including St. Peter. Peter! Peter! I need to tell you something Jesus cries. So Peter, devoted to h...Full Article
Three preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident, upon their arrival at the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter.The first preacher walked up and said Hello St. Peter, Im ready to com...Full Article
One beautiful morning a athiest was walking through the forest, admiring natures surroundings...He looked up and saw the trees swaying in the wind high above him and smiled...He saw the river glisten ...Full Article
Jesus and his disciples are sitting around a table discussing the current problem of drugs in todays society, when Jesus decides that the only way to get an understanding of the problem is to actually...Full Article
There once was a 94-year-old nun in the 1890s whose worn-out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax her.However, not to be lured into worl...Full Article
A catholic priest was giving confession one day when members of hiscongregation walked in and said, Forgive father for I have sinned...Icheated on my husband/wife this week and I have no one else to t...Full Article
1. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.2. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Pl...Full Article
Three couples -- one elderly, one middle-aged and one newlywed -- wanted to join a church. The priest said, We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two ...Full Article
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had bee...Full Article
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, he became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, they had flush toilets, air conditi...Full Article
A burglar was cruising through a posh suburb looking for an opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big screen television, stereo, and video outfit. That night, without a moon in the sky ...Full Article
