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英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇时尚娱乐8:狂欢圣诞(双语阅读)

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英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇时尚娱乐8:狂欢圣诞,讲述了关于狂欢圣诞的英语幽默小故事,供在娱乐中学习英语的人士参考学习。

第二部分 时尚娱乐

Unit 8 Merry Christmas 狂欢圣诞

英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇8:狂欢圣诞(双语阅读)

After Lemmas com ripens as much by night as by day.
拉马斯节后,庄稼日夜成熟。

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
小镇的一个警官让一个在主大道上超速驾驶的摩托车手停下来。

A:But officer, I can explain.
长官,请听我解释。

B:Just be quiet, I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.
闭嘴,我要让你在监狱里冷静冷静,直到警长回来为止。

A:But,officer, I just wanted to say. . .
但是,长官,我只是想说……。

B:I said to keep quiet!You're going to jail!
我说过闭嘴,你要进监狱了!

(A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.
儿个小时后警官去看囚犯。)

B:Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.
幸亏警长今天参加他女儿的婚礼去了,回来后他心情肯定比较好。

A:Don't count on it,I'm the groom.
别指望啦。我就是新郎。

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