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英语幽默笑话30秒Unit1:A True Confession真实的告解(双语)

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英语幽默笑话30秒Unit1:A True Confession真实的告解,含有英语幽默笑话带翻译的中英对照阅读。

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A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned."


有一个男人走进告解室说:“我犯罪了”。

"What did you do?"asks the priest.

神父 问 :“你做了什么?”

"I committed a murder." 

“我犯了谋杀罪”

The priest says,"take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

神父说:“你喝一口圣杯的圣水,你就得饶恕。”

A man walks into the confession booth and says ,"I have sinned."

有一个男人走进告解室说:“我犯罪了”。

The priest asks him ,"what did you do?"

神父问他: “你做了什么?”

"I robbed six banks."

“我抢了六家银行”

The priest says, "take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

神父说:“你喝一口圣杯的圣水,你就得饶恕。”

Another man walks into the confession booth and says ," I have sinned ."

另一个男人走进告解室说:“我犯罪了”。

" What did you do?" asks the priest,

神父问:“你做了什么?”

 "I broke the holy  cup."

“我把圣杯打破了”。

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