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爆笑!当父母假装吃光了孩子的万圣节糖果后

kira86 于2012-01-31发布 l 已有人浏览
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假设你告诉你的孩子她/他们的糖果都被你和爸爸吃光了,他们会是什么反应,过过专门针对这个话题做了一个调查,孩子们听说糖被吃了,几乎所有人都哭了,不仅如此几乎立刻躺
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假设你告诉你的孩子她/他们的糖果都被你和爸爸吃光了,他们会是什么反应,过过专门针对这个话题做了一个调查,孩子们听说糖被吃了,几乎所有人都哭了,不仅如此几乎立刻躺倒地上打滚或者是骂人。场面极其壮观,极其搞笑。英语视频附有中英对照字幕。

And one more thing, on Monday night I issued a challenge to the parents of America. I asked parents to pretend they ate all their kids' Halloween candy and videotape that and post it to Youtube under the heading "Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I told my kids I ate all their Halloween candy." And a lot of people did. And I guess I didn't expect so much crying. I kind of thought the kids would be mad, just mad. Almost every one of them cries. But we got what they, we got and to those children whose tears are about to be modelized on television, I apologize in advance. 

还有,在周一晚,我向全美父母发出挑战,叫他们假装吃了子女的万圣节糖果,拍下短片,放上Youtube。标题:我告诉我的小朋友他们的糖果全没了。然后很多人这么做了。其实我没有想到会有那么多“悲剧”,我以为他们都会发疯,歇斯底里,但几乎所有人都哭了。但是,事就这样成了,那些将要上电视,泪流满面的小朋友,我预先道歉。

I'm gonna tell what happened to your candy, Blake. I ate it all. No. I ate yours too, Allen.

我来告诉你你的糖果都怎样了。我吃光了。不。我连你的都吃光了,Allen。

Me and mommy ate it last night when you were asleep.

我和妈妈在你昨晚睡觉时吃光了。

I ate all your Halloween candy last night.

我昨晚吃光了你的万圣节糖果。

Daddy, where is our candy? What candy? Daddy! We ate all your candies.

爸爸,我的糖果在哪里?什么糖果?我吃光了。

Look, Kevin, I ate all your candy. No. I'm so sorry. No.

我想我吃光了你所有的糖果。不!我很抱歉。

Hi Tracio, Dad and I eat all your candy. Hi Tracio. 

爸爸和我吃光了你的糖果。你上当了。

I'm very, very sorry, Rachel. I ate all your Halloween candy. How much was it? Oh, Rachel, I'm sorry. You know I like candy, Rachel. Do you still love me?

真的很对不起,Rachel。我吃光了你的万圣节糖果。有多少来着?对不起,你知道我喜欢吃糖的,你还爱我吗?

Sorry, I ate all the candy. What? Mike, I'm so sorry. It is just, I'm pregnant and I got really hungry and I ate all of it. There you go. You didn't eat all the candy. Happy Halloween Debby.

对不起,我吃光所有的糖了。什么?真的很对不起,因为我有小baby了,所以我肚子很饿,我全吃光了。你才没有吃光呢。万圣节快乐!

Dad, can you share more candy. I ate them last night to control work with me. What? Why? mom!

爸爸,可以给我糖果吗?我昨天都吃完了。什么!你怎么可以这样做!

Last night, we stayed up and we ate all your candy. Are you guys OK with that? No. Why? No. Manny, calm down, Manny. Dad, you are ugly.

昨晚我俩没睡觉,然后把糖果吃完了。你们觉得OK吗?不!为什么呢!冷静一点。爸爸你是个丑八怪!

I ate all your candy. You have no more Halloween candy left. What? Crazy. What the heck! Mom. Don't you guys think you ate enough candy last night? No, I only have like one bite the candy. Serious? Oh, good for you, daddy, you're gonna have probably get bellyahce. Why did you need so much candy? Come on, that's two. Two what? Two bags of candy. Two plus two is, two plus two is, equals five. Wonderful. EJ, you were so close. Did you see how much you already had? I went to a lot of houses. I know, I ate it all. It tastes so good, especially the peanut butter cups. Oh, you sneaky mom.

我吃完所有的糖果了,现在万圣节糖果都没有了。什么!天啊!妈妈!你们不觉得昨天已经吃得够多的了吗?不,我只吃了一颗,是真的!我对你很失望,爸爸,你会肚子痛的。那是整整两个!什么两个?两袋啊!二加二是…五。你接近了。你知道我有多辛苦吗?我跑去很多家才拿到糖。是吗?但我都吃光了。味道真不赖,特别是那些花生酱牛油饼。你这个卑鄙的妈妈!

That's all the sneaky moms and sneaky dads. Kids are very unstable.

多谢所有卑鄙的妈妈和无耻的爸爸们。孩子们真是反复无常,捉摸不透。

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