Ellen: And you also are a big infomercial fan?
Penny: OMG. You are gonna die. I ordered something that you guys actually made fun of on the show. But I ordered it for real. I'm so embarrassed... the shake weight. I ordered it for real! And then I watched the show and I'm like: Oh they're putting the shake weight on it. I will love this thing. Then you guys are making fun of it. I don't know why I ordered it.
Ellen: You don't know why someone would make fun of it? Work out with it right now.
Penny: Maybe I thought I could use it for like... practice or... I mean, not practice for that. No no no no... No. I mean working-out practice. Practice with weights! I'm so red right now. OMG! My mom is in the audience and she... OMG.
Ellen: So you bought this thinking it's just a different kind of workout.
Penny: I though this would be like a new way to do... This is so dumb, you're so right, I'm so embarrassed, I... I can not believe... I can't believe I ordered this.
Ellen: There is no way to make that look better than that is. It is what it is.
Penny: Every move I make, it's ridiculous.
Ellen: Try to make it look not dirty. Try.
Penny: I can't!
Ellen: You can't?
Penny: No you can't. It's the dirtiest... It looked so cool in the commercial.
Ellen: Yeah. Well.
Penny: I'm so embarrassed right now. I went on at the phone and called for like 20 minutes.
Ellen: You saw the commercial, didn't you?
Ellen: You saw what they were doing.
Penny: OMG. This brings back such memories. NO! I'm not... That is so not what I mean. OMG. I'm sweating so bad right now. Oh. I'm so sorry. I went...
Ellen: I'm so glad you brought your mom today.
Penny: The one time she comes.
Ellen: I don't know why you keep picking it up.
Penny: I don't know either, actually!