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看英语搞笑视频学英语口语:分手新招---送她一首分手歌(视频+中英字幕+mp3)

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看英语搞笑视频学英语口语:分手新招---送她一首分手歌,讲述了分手新招的话题,含有中英字幕视频及mp3下载。
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A:
OK. I think I'm ready.

好吧,我准备好了。

B: Of course you're ready.

你必须得准备好了。

C: Hey.

嘿!

A: Hey. I've been doing something.

嗨!我整了点东西。

B: He's got something he wants to tell you. Get the guitar.

他有些东西要跟你讲。拿吉他。

C: OK.

好吧。

A: I wrote this for you.

这是写给你的。

C: What?

什么?

A&B: It's not you. It's me. And me don't like you. It's not you. It's I. And I'm breaking up with you.

是我啊,不是你。我不咋地喜欢你。不是你啊,是我。是我要跟你分手。

C: Wait. Are you actually trying to dump me...by video chat...with your best friend singing backup?

这,你是想用视频聊天的方式......甩了我?还叫上了你哥们儿帮你唱和声?

A: You swore up and down the wall that Twilight's the best trilogy of all. Somehow you got me to agree to dress up like Edward for Halloween.

你拿人格担保说,三部《暮光之城》都是巅峰之作。我莫名其妙地答应了你,万圣节整得像Edward装逼。

B: Look what you did to him!

你看你都对他做了些什么!

A&B: And now that I'm coming clean. First off, Twilight's a quadrilogy. And that ten werewolf dude isn't worthy. Of removing...a Wookie's Dingleberries.

既然我打算把一切说清。首先要说,《暮光》其实有四集,还有那个狼人哥,真可惜。为了他擦干净...Wookie的屁屁。

B: It's higher. It would be more in the back of your throat.

高一点。要用喉咙的靠后部分发音。

C: That's the worst Chewbacca impression I've ever heard. It should sound like this.

这是我听过的最逊的Chewbacca模仿。它是这样叫的。

A&B: It's not me, it's you. Yeah, the more I think about it. It's definitely you. But it might be me. Cause me decided to date you.

不是我啊,是你呦。对,我越琢磨越觉着,必须是你,有木有。是我也有道理。因为是我要跟你谈朋友。

D: Is he breaking up with you in a song?

他在用这歌跟你分手?

C: Yeah. And he's not even using correct grammar.

对啊,而且他的歌词还没按语法来。

A: When we went out on our first date.

还记得我们第一次出去约会。

A&B: You said you don't eat anything with a face. Then for the next 18 months. I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts.

你说长了脸的动物吃着反胃。之后的一年半,我只吃米饭跟核桃做的香肠。

B: That's not sausage.

那不叫香肠。

C: Can I get that resipe?

下次教我做?

A&B: Now that we're parting ways. Newsflash! Fish have a face. Unless it's in a Newton. He doesn't want another fig! Tonight I'm eating...a Rabbi-veni-turducken-ig. That's a rabit inside a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a deer... inside a pig.

既然已不再相互依偎。最新消息!鱼有脸对不对。除非包在牛顿饼干里,他不要再吃无花果了!今晚我要吃......鸭兔肉馅火鹿鸡,就是鸡排包着鸭架里面有兔肉,外面包着火鸡,再外面是小鹿......最外面是烤乳猪。

B: Deep fried.

泡在油里炸。

A: Gravy.

浇上卤肉汁。

B: Beef gravy.

是卤牛肉汁。

C: That's disgusting.

真恶心。

D: And also impossible.

而且不现实。

A&B: It's you. It's you.

是你啊,是你哟。

A: No doubt about it.

不用怀疑。

A&B: It was always totally you. Now it's up to me. And me is now dumping you.

一直是你有木有。现在我要做决定,我要甩掉你的手。

C: You can't dump me.

你没法甩了我啊。

D: Yeah. She already dumped you like a month ago.

对啊,她早就先把你甩了,差不多一个月之前。

A: Well. I'm still dumping you. Right?

好吧,我还是要甩你。对吧?

B: Ahh... No I think they are right about this one. Take a Newton?
 

啊......我觉得在这点上她们是对的。来一块饼干?

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