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万圣节趣味英语视频:简单易懂的僵尸生存指南(双语)

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每年的11月1日是万圣节(Hallowmas),南瓜是万圣节的代表。趣味英语视频,僵尸不吃糖,只吃脑子?不是吸血么?介绍给你简单易懂的僵尸嘴下生存指南。These days, you may have to watch your back. Danger may be lurking where you least expect it. You may find a relative, friend, or neighbor coming after one thing, your brain.
这几天,你可能需要小心背后。危险可能潜伏在你最没预期到的地方。你可能会发现一个亲戚,朋友,或是邻居为了一样东西而来,你的脑袋。This Halloween is forecasted to be a high season for zombie attacks. And we are gonna help you get through it, brain intact!
这个万圣节被预告是殭尸攻击的高危险季节。我们将要帮助

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每年的11月1日是万圣节(Hallowmas),南瓜是万圣节的代表。趣味英语视频,僵尸不吃糖,只吃脑子?不是吸血么?介绍给你简单易懂的僵尸嘴下生存指南。

These days, you may have to watch your back. Danger may be lurking where you least expect it. You may find a relative, friend, or neighbor coming after one thing, your brain.


这几天,你可能需要小心背后。危险可能潜伏在你最没预期到的地方。你可能会发现一个亲戚,朋友,或是邻居为了一样东西而来,你的脑袋。

This Halloween is forecasted to be a high season for zombie attacks. And we are gonna help you get through it, brain intact!


这个万圣节被预告是殭尸攻击的高危险季节。我们将要帮助你度过它,脑袋完整无损的!

This is Zombies in Plain English.


这是Zombies in Plain English。

The first step is identifying a zombie. Let’s take your uncle Dan. Here is Dan as we all know him, a normal guy. Now, let’s look at Dan as a zombie.

第一步是要认出一个殭尸。拿你的Dan叔叔来说。这是我们都知道的Dan,一个普通人。现在把Dan当作是殭尸来看吧。

Notice the unnatural mouth position and dark eyes. The shoulders will be off-kilter, arms reaching, grabbing, legs limpy, skin pale. This is a zombie.


注意那不自然的嘴巴位置和深色的眼睛。肩膀不平衡,手臂长伸,十指攫抓,跛脚,肤色惨白。这是一个殭尸。

Be careful this Halloween. You may see people that resemble zombies. Remember, zombies don’t eat candy, only brains. You may also see them dancing with Michael Jackson, these are actors. Zombies don’t dance.


小心这个万圣节。你可能会看到像殭尸的人。记着,殭尸不吃糖果,只吃人脑。你也许也可以看到他们跟Michael Jackson一起跳舞,这些是演员。殭尸不跳舞的。

When you encounter a real zombie, it’s time to have a plan. Here’s how to survive an attack. Your first reaction may be to retreat to a home or business. This is only a short term solution, because they will never stop, ever.

当你遇到真正的殭尸时,那就是该有个计划的时候了。这里是你如何在攻击下存活的方法。你的第一个反应可能是跑回家或公司。这只是短期的解决办法,因为它们永远也不会停止,永远不会。

Instead, consider heading to a Costco. Don’t plan to wait out an attack without proper rations.


取而代之,考虑看看逃去Costco。没有适当的口粮,别想等到攻击结束。

Now keep your cool. Remember that zombies may move quickly in the early stages of infection. Don’t underestimate their speed. Also, consider a retreat to high altitudes. Studies have shown that zombies react poorly to cold weather, causing them to become brittle and slow. Lastly, zombie can’t swim. So a retreat via boat can help. And remember those rations.

现在保持冷静。记住殭尸在感染的早期能够快速移动。不要低估它们的速度。同时,考虑撤往高海拔的地方。研究显示,殭尸在寒冷天气下反应很差,使它们变得脆弱且缓慢。最后,殭尸不会游泳,所以乘船撤退是有帮助的。并且要记得那些口粮。

If you are not the retreating type, the obvious next move is counter-attack. This brings us to our last step – how to kill the Undead.


如果你不是撤退型的人,很明显的,下一步是反击。这把我们带往我们的最后一步 – 如何杀死不死族。

The simple idea is: “kill the brain, stop the zombie.” This is generally done through head trauma or decapitation. But any method that removes the zombie brain’s ability to direct the undead body will work.

这简单的概念是:「杀死大脑,阻止殭尸。」这通常藉由头部创伤或砍头来完成。但是任何移除操控不死身躯之殭尸脑袋的方法都有效。

As starting points, we suggest large caliber bullets to the head, or decapitation via machete, ax or chainsaw. Now, chainsaws are advanced tools that should be used carefully. Napalm or grenades can also be effective, but be careful. A flaming zombie can be even more dangerous than a real one.

首先,我们建议用大口径的子弹对付头壳,或是用大砍刀、斧头或是链锯砍头。现在,链锯是先进的工具,应该要小心使用。汽油弹或是手榴弹也可以发挥效果,但是要小心。一个燃烧的殭尸可以是比现实的殭尸更加危险。

If your friend has a zombie bite, unfortunately there is only one outcome. Infection is absolutely irreversible. Don’t bother with antiseptic or band-aids. Your friend is not your friend anymore. Face the inevitable and save your brain. Kill them with dignity before they become undead too.


如果你的朋友有殭尸咬痕,很不幸的,只有一种结果。感染是完全不能反转回复的。别费心在杀菌剂和创护绷带上面。你朋友已经不再是你的朋友了。面对必然的事实并拯救你的脑袋。在它们也变成不死族之前有尊严地杀死它们。

Remember: be prepared. Plan your route and rations, be on the lookout, and when they…Whoooah! This just in! We’ve received an unconfirmed report that zombies have been sighted in southern British Columbia. They may be heading south. Repeat! Heading South!

记得:要有准备。计划你的路线和口粮,要警戒,然后当它们…呜哇!这刚进来!我们收到一通没经过确认的报导指出,殭尸已经在南英属哥伦比亚被目击到了。它们也许会南进。重复!南进!

Sagi? What? Did you hear that? Ahohhohh, ahhhh!
SAGI?

甚么?你听到那个了吗?啊啊啊啊!

The question is: Are you prepared?
Have a fun, safe and zombie-free Halloween from your friends at CommonCraft.

问题是:你准备好了吗?
享受一个快乐、安全,没有殭尸的万圣节。你在CommonCraft的朋友。
 

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