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如果你吻她, 那你就不是绅士
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可是如果你不吻她, 那你就不算男子汉!
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但要是你不赞美她, 那你就一无是处了!
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5}C3bfBa.j331477假如你营造浪漫, 你就一定是个情场老手。
\&h F(GVu/X%k331477If you don't you are half a man
f,i0z%le4v[%u'l331477如果你不懂营造浪漫, 那你都只算半个男人.
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CF&}1M0] OavJ\ Y O331477如果你找她太过于频繁, 她会觉得腻烦。
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-gF;Z([y7@L331477但是如果你不去找她, 她会责备你欺骗她的感情。
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如果你吃醋, 她会说这样是不对的。
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g6c_G)p0V331477可是如果你不吃醋, 她又会认为你根本不爱她。
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EH O"mE5y"Z331477If you don't, she thinks you do not like her『原版英语』-a h1IAS `,cC)z3S
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/H G0v4X2K331477如果你去找你的另一位同性朋友, 她说你乱花时间。
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G { L3t(g+mL#UW{331477如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她, 那你这人缺乏道德。
'y3X5X uq |0c331477If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction『原版英语』1QH7[8f MD)D
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如果是其他男人瞪着她看, 她会说他们只是欣赏而已。『原版英语』gP T6KGG1L
『原版英语』#Eu5a]I m E$tIf you talk, she wants you to listen
j0uA'stL S:]331477如果你跟她说话, 她希望你只要听就好。
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既简单而又那么复杂。『原版英语』Mz ~7Xtn9r2h0Ond
(V T&Cb Ln!Y]331477So weak, yet so powerful『原版英语』Cqq os O[ap[q
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