1.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

成功的男士赚的钱要高于妻子的花销。而成功的女士则是能找到这样的男士。

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
   Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

  男士早上起床和晚上睡觉时一样令人着迷。而女士晚上则有点邋遢。

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

  男士可能会花2美元购买价值仅为1美元的必需品;而女士则会花1美元购买她并不需要的价值2美元的东西。

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
   A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

  女人嫁给一个男人时，希望他能为自己而有所改变，但他却不会改变。而男人希望女人在婚后不要改变，但她却变了。

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman.
   Before and after marriage.

有两个时段男人不了解女人---婚前和婚后。

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
   A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

女人总是在婚前会为自己的未来担忧;而男人则在婚后担忧自己的将来。

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
   To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

要想开心地和男人在一起，你必须更多地体谅他,较少地纠缠他。而要开心地和女人生活，则恰恰相反。

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes.
   There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

所有已婚男士都应忘记自己婚前犯过的错。两个人都纠缠着一件事是没有任何好处的.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

女人在所有争论中都有着最后的表决权;而男人的言语则只能引起另一场新的争论。

10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance,
    while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

女人把婚姻看作是浪漫的起点，而男人则把它看作是浪漫的终结。