I was laughing my head / butts off!我笑翻了!
I laughed my ass off!笑死我了!
Just for old time's sake.叙叙旧嘛!
My good deed in a day!日行一善呀!
He dumped me!他甩了我!
Drop dead!去死吧!
Go to hell!去死吧!
What a surprise!稀客稀客!真想不到啊!
He's so likable.他好可爱
He always kisses his boss’s ass / butt.他老是拍老板马屁
You pack it back?打包带回去吗?

Am I boring you?我让你感到很烦吗?很无趣吗?
Guess what I have in my lunch.猜猜我的午餐吃什么?
You never learned!你就是得不到教训!
What a bumpy ride!一路颠簸
It’s a bumpy road.颠簸的路

So I've been told.我听说了
It's been 20 minutes.已经二十分钟了
You saved my bottom / ass / butt / life.你救了我一命
We're on the same page here?我们是在说同一件事吗?我们取得共识了吗?
Do we understand each other?我们彼此了解了吗?我们取得共识了吗?
Is it understood?了解了吗?
Is that understood?了解了吗?
No exceptions.不可破例/破戒
I'll always be there for you.我会一直支持你
The name fits.人如其名
I'm beat!我累死了!
I couldn't get myself to do that!我无法如此做!
That's the easiest way out.那是最好的出路/最好的解决之道
He's real dramatic.他真夸张
She's calling in sick again.她又请病假了
You better get used to it.你最好快点适应