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看时尚大咖微博吐槽 十分钟让你变潮人

jo19870724 于2011-09-07发布 l 已有人浏览
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  时尚大咖们也喜欢微博,不过人家用的是TWEETER。来看看那些超大牌的时尚大咖们的微博内容,都是啥,有些废话,

  时尚大咖们也喜欢微博,不过人家用的是TWEETER。来看看那些超大牌的时尚大咖们的微博内容,都是啥,有些废话,有些名人名言,还有些经典的段子,值得你关注一下!

  @CondeElevator

  如果美国时尚杂志办公室Conde 的墙也能说话的话,那他一定说的也是@CondeElevator的话语。虽然这个匿名的微博已经关闭了,但是它留给我们的那些经典段子,却依旧闪闪发光……

  "Woman #1 to Woman #2, holding an omelet: What's the occasion?' Woman #2: ...huh? Woman #1: I would need an occasion to eat that."

  “女人1握着一个煎蛋卷对女人2说:现在是什么场合?女人2:啊?女人1:我得需要个场合来吃了这东西!”

  "[Girl holding brownie abashedly in elevator] Male coworker: I'm not judging you."

  “【女孩抱着一袋子核仁巧克力饼不好意思的站在电梯里】男同事说:我没看你身材!”

  "Girl #1: I love that necklace, I saw it at Banana last week and almost bought it too. Girl #2: [flips hair] This is Gucci."

  “女孩1:我喜欢这个项链,我上周末在香蕉共和国看到它了,还差点买下来呢!女孩2:【撩了一下头发】这是Gucci的。”

  "Girl: Omigod what happened to your knee?! Fashion boy: Oh god, I fell dancing! Girl: Omigod it's like you came back from the war."

  “女孩:哦天啊,你膝盖怎么了?时尚男孩:哦天啊,我跳舞摔倒了!女孩:哦天啊,你确定不是刚从战场上回来?”

  @nicolerichie

  妮可里奇绝对是时尚圈里的大红人,话题多多的她最近早已经退居2线做起超级家庭主妇和自己时装品牌的设计师了。但是这位在生活和事业中如鱼得水的女人,依然忘不了每天跟自己的粉丝秀一下自己如今正在做的事情,比如他会说……

  "'OK!' is the most unnecessary email"

  “好吧!这是最没用的邮件了”

  "I don't speak Starbucks"

  “我不喜欢星巴克”

  "Ladies, we need to find some big mouth guy to spread a rumor that sleeping all day is really sexy"

  “姑娘们,我们需要找到一些嘴大的人来散布一些谣言,比如说:睡一整天的觉真是一件性感的事情。”

  @Karl_Lagerfeld

  老佛爷Karl Lagerfeld有微博,这并不是一件让人惊讶的事儿。不过,这个tweeter的账号,却并非是老佛爷本人,而是一个粉丝写的。虽然这里面所有的话,都是从老佛爷旧日的采访中原话摘抄出来的。

  "Luxury is the ease of a t-shirt in a very expensive dress."

  “奢侈品就是轻松的能把一件T恤也买到很贵的价格。”

  "I only go to places if I have a professional reason. I'm not a tourist."

  “我所要去的那些地方,都必须是有专业的原因的。我又不是个旅行家。”

  "I am a fashion person, and fashion is not only about clothes -- it's about all kinds of change."

  “我是个fashion的人,但是fashion远远不仅仅是指的衣服——他是代指的各种各样改变。”

  "Florals are for middle-aged women with weight problems."

  “大花图案都是为那些有体重问题的中年妇女所准备的。”

  "Nonchalance in couture is very important, because couture without nonchalance is just the drag queen attitude of women of an era past."

  “淡定对于时装是非常重要的,那些不够淡定的时装屋所拥有的,就像变性人对于旧时代的女装的态度一样……”

  @cocorocha

  对于时尚从业者来说,超模兼时尚产业的大密探Coco Rocha的twitter,是你每日必读的内容之一:

  "And can we talk about the over-use of "supermodel"!? 1) If you didnt work in the 90's, no way - 2) The title is to be given, not claimed."

  “让我们来谈谈那个被广泛使用的“超模”的名头吧?!1)如果你在90年代还没加入模特工作的话,没戏!2)这个名头是别人给的,不是自己嚷嚷的。”

  "After 10 minutes of trying to hail a NYC cab in the rain I get one and "Who's Going To Drive You Home" by The Cars is playing."

  “在纽约下雨的街头打了10分钟出租车以后,我终于上车了。而车上放的歌正是‘谁将开车带你回家’。”

  "Apparently @perezhilton wants @starbucks to name a drink after me. 'The Rocha Mocha Frappuccino' haha"

  “很明显@perezhilton(帕里斯希尔顿)想要@starbucks(星巴克)以她的名字命名一款饮品。'The Rocha Mocha Frappuccino' 哈哈 ”

  @Joan_Rivers

  超犀利的Joan Rivers找到一个方法来发泄自己的情绪,那就是发微博。在她的推特上,从时尚到经典的Joan Rivers式的废话,应有尽有:

  "There is NO WAY that Bert and Ernie are gay. They haven't changed their outfits in 25 years."

  “Bert 和 Ernie 不可能是gay,他们已经25年没换过衣服了!”

  "French Vogue has published racy photos of a 10 year-old model, which is outrageous! Everyone knows that models are over the hill by age 9."

  “法国版的vouge 上的那个浓妆艳抹的号称10岁小女孩的照片太让人气愤了!!!大家都知道她才刚刚9岁!”

  "Just read that a Connecticut granny spent her 82nd birthday skydiving! She landed safely where her breasts were already waiting for her."

  “刚刚看了那个康涅狄格州82岁生日的时候高空潜水的老奶奶的新闻!她安全落地的时候,似乎刚好落在自己的胸部上。”

  "I might have turned 78 yesterday. For so long I have lied about how old I am, but at this age I can no longer remember the real number."

  “我昨天好像刚好过了78岁生日。一直以来我就对自己的年龄说谎,不过现在我已经彻底记不住自己的年纪了……”

  @oliviawilde

  没有什么比大名媛Olivia Wilde更适合作为时尚达人的“代言”人了。她的tweeter上充满了个人的时尚观念了,喜欢的,不喜欢的……

  "5am call. i'm sleeping with the director and i still can't catch a break? p.s. i'm the director. why didn't i write a story about sunsets?"

  “早起5点的起床电话。我正在和导演睡觉,难道不能让我休息一下吗?PS:我就是那导演。为啥我就不能写个关于日落的故事呢?!”

  "Strange to hear I was on a date at a restaurant I've never been to. But I trust my doppleganger had a blast. Hope she doesn't rob any banks."

  “听到自己在从来没去过的饭店约会这种事感觉非常奇怪。不过我相信内心的另一个自己有着超强的爆发力。希望她不会去抢银行。”

  "Menfolk, don't tell me your wife said you're allowed to sleep with me. At that point I'd rather sleep with her."

  “先生们,别告诉我你的妻子允许你和我睡觉。如果是那样的话,我宁愿和她们睡。”

  "SNL was brilliant. I met Gaga. So the rapture can happen now I guess."

  “SNL周六夜现场节目太棒了。我碰见了Gaga. 所以我现在已经兴奋开始发疯了,我觉得。”

  @mrjoezee

  Joe Zee, ELLE杂志的创意总监,他的微博,就是那种真实反映时尚媒体人生活状态的微博……

  "So bloody hot out that everything is melting except the fat on my body. Sometimes things just don't work out the way you want them to."

  “超性感的出门,不过似乎所有人都在期待着我身上的赘肉。有些时候,事情就是不像你想象中的方向发展。”

  "At the ultra chic, ultra fun 50th surprise birthday party for Alber Elbaz and someone just jumped out of a cake! In a Lanvin gown!"

  “在ultra chic,给Alber Elbaz过50岁生日,有个人丛蛋糕里跳出来了!穿着Lanvin的长裙!”

  "My local asst in Moscow is named Mikhail Baryshnikov and he doesn't dance. But he does work for Russia's Sex and The City magazine. #NoJoke"

  “我在莫斯科本地的助理叫做Mikhail Baryshnikov,而且他还不跳舞。但是他似乎没为俄罗斯版本的欲望都市杂志工作过。不开玩笑。”

  @GwynethPaltrow

  作为一个明星,Gwyneth Paltrow 可能在红毯上习惯于展现自己甜美的一面,不过在网络世界里,她可绝对不是这样的。虽然相对来说,她上tweeter的时间还不长,不过她豪放的语言,却是让人非常的期待呢!

  "Ah, the British summer! Freezing! Boiling! Freezing! At least I'm prepared for menopause."

  “啊,英伦的夏天!冻死了!无聊死了!冻死了!最后,我已经准备好更年期了!”

  "Who do I have to bang to get an advance copy of the new @coldplay album? I mean, really."

  “我得搞了谁才能搞到一张@coldplay的新专辑?我是认真地。”

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