after many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. drunk as a skunk, he said, "bartender, i'll give you one last chance. i'll bet you five hundred dollars that i can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."
the bartender once again pondered the bet. the guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "okay, you're on," he said.
the guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. he hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.
the bartender was ecstatic. laughing, the bartender said, "hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"
the guy climbed down off the bar and said, "that's okay. i just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that i could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"