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双语幽默漫画:夫妻之间的兵法---料敌制胜

kira86 于2013-03-08发布 l 已有人浏览
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夫妻之间也必须用到兵法,看看大妈是如何料敌制胜的,最后的胜利者又是大妈。It's kind of funny. I've been avoiding telling you that I lost your car keys bec
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夫妻之间也必须用到兵法,看看大妈是如何料敌制胜的,最后的胜利者又是大妈。

it's kind of funny. i've been avoiding telling you that i lost your car keys because i was afraid you'd be mad.
这事回想起来也挺可乐。伦家之所以不敢告诉你弄丢钥匙的事儿是因为怕你会生气。

...and you've been avoiding telling me you lost the checkbook for the same reason.
想不到你也因为怕我发火,所以迟迟不和我讲弄丢了支票本的事情。

yeah, it's good in a way. now neither of us has room to criticize the other.
是啊,现在事儿都整明白了,咱俩扯平,谁也甭埋怨谁。

not so fast! just found your keys! they were in my sweater pocket!!
谁说扯平了?看看这是啥……你居然能丢了支票本,脑子进水吗?

shoot!!
该死。

 

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