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英语笑话笑死人不偿命16: 我没有服药 (mp3+双语)

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英语笑话笑死人不偿命16:我没有服药 ,讲述了我没有服药的英语笑话,含有mp3及中英双语阅读。
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A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories.

有位理解能力相当迟缓的老兄一直为便秘所苦,因此医生给他一些利肠的栓剂。

A week later, the patient came back to tell the doctor that his condition had not improved.

一星期后病人回来告诉医生,他的状况尚未改进。

"I'm amazed," said the doctor. " Have you been taking the medicine I prescribed for you?"

“我觉得好奇怪,”医生说。“你有没有采用我开给你的药方呢?”

"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"

“你以为我做什么呢?难道要我把它们都塞进屁股里吗?”

"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"

“你以为我做什么呢?难道要我把它们都塞进屁股里吗?”

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