Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost.
Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if he knew the way back to the city.
"Nope. Can't say that I do," replied the old hayseed.
"Well, can you tell us how to get back to the main highway?"
"Nope. Don't know that, either. "
"Well, you sure don't know much, do you?"
" Could be. . . but I ain't lost, neither."