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英语笑话笑死人不偿命27:好运跟着保险来(mp3+双语)

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英语笑话笑死人不偿命27:好运跟着保险来,讲述了好运跟着保险来英语笑话,含有mp3及中英双语阅读。
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Talk about  Luck

好运跟着保险来

"For the last time,  I don't want any insurance ! " said the harassed householder to the salesman

“这是最后一次了,我不要买任何保险!”被骚扰的房主对推销员说道。

"Just a moment, sir.  Please consider this :Just last month I sold a policy to a man much like yourself. 

“等一会儿,先生,请您仔细考虑一下:上个月有一位先生长得跟你很像,他刚买了一份保险,

The very next day his house caught fire. The house was completely gutted.

隔天他家就着火,房子内部全都被烧毁,

To save himself, he had to leap from an upstairs window; he landed on his own car, went through the roof, broke both his legs and an arm. ""Well, he was one of the lucky ones, wasn't he?"

为了保住性命,他从楼上窗户跳下来,恰巧落在他的汽车上,穿过车顶,他摔断了两条腿和一只手臂。”

“喔!他就是你所说的幸运人士中的一个,不是吗?”

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