Could You Hurry It up a little ?
A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt.
"Hey, Nancy, look at this. It's a receipt for a pair of shoes I left to be repaired and never picked up.It's eleven years old."
"You know, that shoe repair shop is still there," replied the wife.
"Why don't you just drop in there and hand him the receipt as if it were nothing unusual. "
And that is what the husband did.
Quietly the cobbler went to the back of his shop and poked around a bit,
came back to the counter and said "They'II be ready next Tuesday. "