Aren't Kidss Wonderful ?
Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.
Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an emergency brake, Mommy?"
“Why did that policeman ask to see our tickets?"
"Why can't I lean out the window?" etc.
His mother was becoming ever more exasperated.
Finally, Little Johnny asked, "What was that last station we stopped at, Mommy?"
"I don't know, Johnny, and will you please stop pestering me? I'm trying to read. "
A few minutes of silence passed. Then Johnny said, "It's too bad you don't know what station that was, 'cause that's where Little Ronny got off. "