Wow!That's a Bi g One!
One day a tourist walked into a Texas tavern and ordered a shot of whiskey. The bartender put a big tumbler full of whiskey in front of him.
"What,s this?" asked the tourist.
"Why, it,s a shot of whiskey! Don't you know that everything is big in Texas?"
Then, an armadillo ran past the door.
“What was that?" asked the tourist.
"Why, that was a Texas cockroach. "
By this time, the whiskey had gone to the tourist's bladder as well as his head,
and he asked the location of the bathroom
The bartender directed him to go down the hall and to the right,
but the tourist turned left instead and fell into the swimming pool.
The bartender heard the splash and went to investigate.
As he put his head in the door, he heard the tourist cry. "Don,t flush the toilet ! "