"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the bride on her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "
"You're a virgin?" exclaimed her husband with surprise.
"But you've been married three times. "
"That's true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body;
my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be;
and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ”I'll get back to you next week. ,"