The Perfect Solution
President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.
Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:
"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. "
"MrPresident,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"
suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.
“Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"
The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?"