Ghange of Plan
Frank and Fred had received their draft notices on the same day, and neither wanted to enter the army.
But Frank had heard that the army would nct accept anyone without teeth, so they both had all their teeth pulled.
On the day of their medical exam, Frank and Fred got in line, but a huge, hairy, smelly truck driver cut in between them.
As Frank got up to the head of the line, he announced to the inspecting sergeant that he had no teeth.
The sergeant had Frank open his mouth, ran his forefinger over the raw gums and said,
"Sure endugh, you don’t. You’re rejected. "
Turning to the truck driver, he asked, 'What's your problem?"
The trucker said, "I've got a tremendous case of the piles. "
The sergeant had the fellow bend over, inserted his fore finger and rotated it around thoroughly,
"Sure enough, you've got a bad case. Rejected!"
Turning to Fred, the sergeant demanded, "And what's your problem?"
Staring at the forefinger, Fred replied, "Nothing at all, sergeant, nothing at all. "