Who Cut the Cheesee?
A young man was visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time.
He had been quite nervous about it, and his nervousness was manifesting itself as gastric distress.
Agonizingly, he felt the urgent need to release some intestinal gas.
Surreptitiously, he emitted a "silent but deadly. "
"Rover! " the girlfriend's mother admonished.
The young man realized that the family dog was sitting under his chair, and saw a way out of his difficultieis.
Desperately seeking relief, he let out a Larger hooter.
"Rover!" shouted the mother.
Thinking his problems were over for sure, the young guy emitted a real window rattler.
"Rover ! " cried the mother, "get over here before he shits on you"