At Least You Get a Choice
A newly deceased sinner had just entered hell, and was being shown around.
"I'll tell you how it works around here," declared a particularly hideous devil. "You get your choice of three punishments. Here's the first. "
The sinner watched in horror as he saw men and women repeatedly being immersed in boiling water.
"Here's the second. " The poor sinner shuddered as he saw unfortunate people being continually hounded by ferocious beasts and cruel demons.
“And here's the third. ” A group was standing knee deep in shit and sipping tea.And he joined the group.
No sooner had he done so than another devil yelled out
"OK, tea time s over. Get back on your heads. "