Play Now Pay Later
Jack the playboy had explored every corner of the world and dallied with many women,
but in Hong Kong he finally encountered a professional girl who left him with far more than fond memories.
First, he consulted a British doctor.
"Goocl Lord!" exclaimed the medic,
"you've got more venereal diseases than a medical textbook. I'm afraid we' re going to have to amputate. "
Horrified, the playboy sought out an American specialist, who shook his head gravely and said,
"Sorry, son; if we don't amputate your member, the disease will spread to your other organs. "
Desperately, the swinger consulted a Chinese herbalist.
The wise old man examined the patient carefully and nodded his head sagely.
"I know your problem," he said. "You play with bad girl, she very sick, now you very sick. "
“Doctor, the British and American doctors told me my pride and joy would have to be cut off. . . "
"These Western doctors, all they want to do is cut, cut, cut, and charge big money. "
"You mean I don't need surgery? ! " exclaimed the young man joyously.
"Don't you worry, " said the ancient practitioner.
"You go home, relax, wait two, three weeks, pecker fall off by himself."