Down on the Farm
The farmer was painting the inside of his outhouse
when he slipped on the seat and fell into the hole beneath.
"Fire! Fire! Fire!" he yelled.
Shortly, the fire department arrived and one of the firemen leaned down and asked the farmer,
"Where's the fire?"
"There ain't no fire," said the farmer,
"but would you have come if I'd yelled,
" Shit! Shit! Shit ! ? "'