We're in the Same Boat
The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye.
His friends would often invite him to dance parties,
but he could never work up the courage to ask a girl to dance.
But then, one evening, he spotted a girl With a wooden leg sitting sadly by herself.
Apprehensively, he walked up to her and asked,
"Would you like to dance?"
"Would I? ! " she exclaimed.
"Oh, yeah? Well, you've got a wooden leg!"