It's the Law
A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law.
"You know, homosexuality was once considered so heinous in Britain that it was punishable by execution.
Only 100 years ago, it was reduced to a misdemeanor,
and about 50 years ago, decriminalized altogether. . .
Personally, I shan't be satisfied till it's mandatory! "