A Proud Father
The concerned father was puzzled because his son s grades had been dropping steadily while he was at college,
so he called the dean to find out what was wrong.
"Weil, sir," replied the dean, who always tried to be diplomatic,
"I've got some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that your son's become the most flagrant homosexual on campus,
and spends all his time chasing after the lads on the football and basketball teams. "
"My God, that's horrible!"
"But the good news is he's just been elected Queen of the Homecoming Parade ! "