And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ?
Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.
After the barbers had finished,
each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.
"No, no," answered the first man.
"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "
"Go ahead," said the other.
"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "