Thirstin' for Love
Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend's apartment from time to time,
but always managed to get home at a decent hour with a plausible excuse.
But this time, both he and his girlfriend had fallen asleep,
and it was 2:00 a. m before Thurston came to.
Thinking fast, he immediately called home,
and when his wife answered, panted, "Don't pay the ransom! I've escaped!"