A Touching Farewell
Two old friends were out golfing.
As they were'preparing to tee off near a road,
a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and
held it over his heart until the line of cars had passed.
"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.
"Oh, it was the least I could do.
After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "