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Jimmy Kimmel搞笑英语视频:我给孩子最糟糕的圣诞礼物后

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你还记得那个“我吃光了你的所有万圣节糖果的视频”么?圣诞节当然也少不了搞怪的吉米叔叔,吉米数数在网上发起了“我送给孩子一个糟糕的圣诞礼物活动”,孩子们朝思暮

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你还记得那个“我吃光了你的所有万圣节糖果的视频”么?圣诞节当然也少不了搞怪的吉米叔叔,吉米数数在网上发起了“我送给孩子一个糟糕的圣诞礼物活动”,孩子们朝思暮想了一年的圣诞礼物,结果,香蕉、洋葱、鸡蛋、吃了一半的三明治......孩子的反应不是太淡定就是太淡定,你的孩子要是收到他们不喜欢的礼物,会不会大骂:“你个蠢家长,那愚蠢的礼物才不是我想要的东西”。你敢么,被逼急了的孩子真的啥都敢说了,结尾的那一句简直是亮点,难道那孩子都是看A片长大的么?

x'mas,"I Gave My Kids A Terrible Christmas Present 英语字幕:

So we did it again and this time for Christmas. I asked their parents to tell their kids they were going to let them open one present a few weeks early, but instead of a good present, I said, put something that the kids won’t like in the box and then upload a video of that to Youtube labelled: Hey Jimmy Kimmel I Gave My Kids A Terrible Present. And a lot of people did do this and they did give their kids terrible presents and a lot of the kids surprisingly reacted poorly to that.

Parent: What’d what’d what’d you get Charlie?

Kid: I don’t want this.

Kid: Oh?

Parent: What is it?

Kid: An old banana!

Parent: An old banana, isn’t that exciting?

Kid: No

Parent: What are you doing?

Kid: (squeezing the banana) Pushing it!

Parent: Oh, ok. (laughs)

Parent: Wow! A battery and an onion! What’s wrong?

Kid: I don’t want an onion!

Parent: Did you smell your onion! Here, smell it.

Kid: Ahhhhhhh, I smelled it.

Kid: Eggs?

Kid: Eggs?

Kid: Eggs?

Parent: Open it!

Boy Kid: A hot dog?

Parent: What is that?

Boy - Kid: I got a girl activity book with stickers? I am not a girl.

Girl Kid: I am not a boy.

Girl Kid: I’m not a boy either!

Boy - Kid: This is the worst present ever. (cries)

Marisa: What is this? (bitten sandwich)

Parent: Marisa what do you tell me all the time about my cooking?

Marisa: I love it

Parent: You love my cooking so I made you something.

Marisa: Then why is it like – why is it ( ) sandwich that’s like that?

Boy: You should appreci- appreciate

Marisa: I appreciate her giving us a present but I didn’t know it would be like that? That’s a sandwich of mine – I love your cooking where you cook like dinners, like hot-pockets or tilapia or buffalo wings, something like that, not just a sandwich! And why would you eat off of it!

Parent: So Marisa you don’t want that peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Boy: I’ll eat it! I’ll eat it!

Marisa: But –

Parent: Open it up – you don’t want that for Christmas?

Boy: You stinking parents! Take this back!

Parent: Take it back where, this is yours!

Boy: I want a refund!

Parent: It’s a half eaten sandwich, isn’t that what you asked for?

Boy: No! I asked for a toy!

Parent: What did you say about Santa?

Boy: He ( )

Parent: Why?

Boy: Because you gave me a stupid Hello Kitty ( ) !

Parent: What did you get Jason? Some black beans, cheese and a waffle house hat. What’s in there?

Boy: A potato!

Parent: Oh you got a Mr. Potato head. That’s from Santa!

Boy: That’s not! Santa did not have those things you – I saw you out in the car the garage. Those things were not from Santa Claus!

Parent: Are you upset!

Boy: Humm humm.

Boy: You stupid parents! I hate you! I hate you all!

Boy: What I got ponies?

Parent: That was your ( )

Boy: I got ponies?

Parent: What’s – what’s wrong? You’re not excited about your presents?

Boy: I got pony’s why do I want pony’s they’re – they’re for girls

Parent: Guys –

Girl: Mine is a stupid book.

Parent: We thought really hard about what to get you, this year

Boy: Well you didn’t do a very good job

Boy: This is the worst Christmas I’ve ever had.

Boy: A stapler!

Parent: ( ) what did you get?

Girl: A cook book!

Parent: Mario what did you get?

Boy: I don’t know!

Parent: It’s an invisible fence for your dog

Boy: Is it a joke!

Parent: Well, Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it!

Boy: Well tell him to suck my balls.

Jimmy Kimmel: Noted, if Santa gives that kid anything he’s fired. He’s done, he’ll have no credibility anymore.

 

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