00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,034Stuart, are you down there?200:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,679Yeah, Mom, I'm here.300:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,954Thank goodness.You had me worried.400:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,680It's okay.He's down in the basement.500:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,671-Have you finished packing?-Yeah, Mom.600:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,355-Did you remember clean underpants?-Yes.700:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,397-Well, we're leaving in---Five minutes.800:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,198I'll be right there.900:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,149Yes!1000:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,151Hey, Mr. Big Game Hunter...1100:01:28,320 --> 00:01:30,834...better take those batteries outbefore you cook him.1200:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,150Hey, Snowbell.You all ready for our vacation?1300:01:33,320 --> 00:01:36,517You call spending the summerin a cabin in the woods a vacation?1400:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,591I call it cruel and unusualpunishment.1500:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,797Oh, come on.Don't you hear the call of the wild?1600:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,316Learning to live off the land,exploring the woods.1700:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,153Sleeping in the dirt,no air conditioning, Lyme disease.1800:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,392I hate to burst your bubble,Daniel Boob, but it's dangerous there.1900:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,312The closest you've beento the woods...2000:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,710...is the occasional whiffof pine air freshener.2100:01:55,880 --> 00:01:59,475You sound just like Mom and Dad.But I have instinctive, natural abilities.2200:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,438I mean, after all,I am somewhat like a mouse.2300:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,750You're also somewhatlike a mental case.2400:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,036This summer is gonna bea real turning point.2500:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,599I'm gonna prove to Mom and Dad...2600:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,751...I don't need themwatching my every step.2700:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,399I can take care of myself.2800:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,596-I don't need to be told what to do.-Stuart.2900:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,957-It's a long drive. Did you go potty?-Mom!3000:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,838The whole neighbourhoodwill hear you.3100:02:20,000 --> 00:02:24,039I'm sure Davy Crockett's motherasked him the very same question.3200:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,594-Monty.-Oh, man.3300:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,796-I didn't believe it.-Believe what?3400:02:27,960 --> 00:02:32,590Well, word in the alley isyou are going camping.3500:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,990-Camping?-Now you're gonna have to rough it...3600:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,596...just like the rest of us,Mr. Fancy Pants.3700:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,637That's malicious slander.3800:02:40,800 --> 00:02:46,113-Well, then where are you going?-Where? Well, to....3900:02:46,280 --> 00:02:49,795Where? Yes, we're going--Oh, we're going to a fancy resort.4000:02:49,960 --> 00:02:53,430It's the Hartz MountainResort and Spa.4100:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,192Sounds nice.4200:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,873It's paradise.4300:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,076All-you-can-eat kibble buffet...4400:02:59,240 --> 00:03:03,392...whisker waxing,pawdicure, tail grooming...4500:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,950...24-hour Animal Planet.4600:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,112Hey, can I come?4700:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,872Can you co--? Yeah, well....4800:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,712-I don't know.-Oh, come on, can I come? Please?4900:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,475Hey, it's not me, it's the Littles.5000:03:19,640 --> 00:03:24,077They don't exactly....Oh, what am I trying to say here?5100:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,118They don't like you.5200:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,510Well, I guess I knowwhen I'm not wanted.5300:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,511Actually, you don't.But you're learning.5400:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,911And I'll think of youwhen I'm eating caviar for breakfast.5500:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,638And I'll think of you when I'm--5600:03:36,760 --> 00:03:40,753-Like taking sardines from a kitten.-Time to go, Snow.5700:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,511Given a choice,I'd rather be at the vet.5800:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,274Come on, come on. Yes!5900:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,238-Yes, yes, no, no.-We're on our way.6000:03:59,400 --> 00:04:03,678We should be at the lakein two hours, 34 minutes.6100:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,513Well, I'm forgettingabout time altogether.6200:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,240I have nothingon my calendar all summer...6300:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,516...but lazy days and carefree nights.6400:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,796Hey, Mom, Dad?6500:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,712I'm doing researchabout Lake Garland.6600:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,791There's a group therecalled the Lake Scouts.6700:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,349-That's good, son.-I wanna join.6800:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,909-That's not so good.-But it's totally cool.6900:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,992They go rock climbing,boating, exploring.7000:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,071-My, that sounds---Dangerous.7100:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,391Oh, Mom, I'm not a baby.I can handle it.7200:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,677I don't know, Stuart.Something could happen to you.7300:04:34,840 --> 00:04:38,719But I want somethingto happen to me.7400:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,314Stuart, sweetie, I have to putmy foot down and say--7500:04:41,480 --> 00:04:42,595Yes!7600:04:42,760 --> 00:04:46,389It might do him some good.I mean, I myself was a Lake Scout.7700:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,278And a pretty darn good one too.7800:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,908But he's too small.Who will take care of him?7900:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,469-Well, I will.-Yeah.8000:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,119-You mean...?-What if I were there?8100:04:55,280 --> 00:04:58,352-Watching him every step of the way.-Wait. That's not quite what--8200:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,829-Every step?-Every step.8300:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,956-And George can join too.-No way.8400:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,953I've got to get to level 38by the end of the summer.8500:05:06,120 --> 00:05:10,352Now, George, it'll be a bondingexperience for us Little men.8600:05:12,160 --> 00:05:16,597Just testing your reflexes, dear.And you passed.8700:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,468-You'll watch him every minute?-Every minute.8800:05:19,640 --> 00:05:20,675Yippee!8900:05:20,840 --> 00:05:23,673-But there are rules.-What kind of rules?9000:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,276Never wander off by yourself.Never wander off with someone else.9100:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,237No wandering, period.9200:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,198Don't sit too close to the fire.You'll burn yourself.9300:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,591Don't sit too far away from the fire.You'll catch a cold.9400:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,352Insect repellent is a must.9500:05:37,520 --> 00:05:41,479Remember, mosquito's biteis bacteria's delight.9600:05:44,600 --> 00:05:48,639I don't know why it has to beThe sky is blue and the grass is green9700:05:48,800 --> 00:05:53,032And I don't know why it's really trueThat one plus one always equals two9800:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,191I don't know so I have to guess9900:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,237There may be timesWhen a no means yes10000:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,391And maybe, just maybe10100:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,915It doesn't really matter10200:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,071Hey now look around10300:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,435Does anybody knowWhat's going down10400:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,912Hey now it's okayThe world keeps spinning anyway10500:06:11,080 --> 00:06:15,551Hey now why ask whyLow is low and high is high10600:06:15,720 --> 00:06:20,999Hey now just let goIt's all right if you really don't know10700:06:26,280 --> 00:06:30,273Yeah, and I really don't know10800:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,070-It's going to need some sprucing up.-I've seen cleaner litter boxes.10900:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,317There goes my summerwith nothing to do.11000:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,153Well, it is called "roughing it."11100:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,551-A little too rough, if you ask me.-You're a pioneer now, Snowbell.11200:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,473-Get with the program.-I don't like this program.11300:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,119Where's the remote?11400:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,718Nothing like the great outdoors, huh?11500:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,996The great outdoorsshould stay outdoors.11600:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,835That's why they invented doors..to keep the outdoors out.11700:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,798Can't wait to becomea Lake Scout, huh, George?11800:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,713Stuart, what's the cheat codefor infinite health?11900:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,871A-B-B-X-Y.12000:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,476Just in time. Thanks.12100:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,915Come on, George,get your head out of the game.12200:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,833Look around you.I mean, you want adventure?12300:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,912You never know what you'll findout here in the woods.12400:07:20,080 --> 00:07:23,038Well, hello, Diggity!12500:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,555What have we here?12600:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,678I mean, wouldn't you rather...?12700:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,508Little help?12800:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,910Wouldn't you rather feelthe wind in your face...12900:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,196...than just sit herepunching buttons all day?13000:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,952No, too many bugs.13100:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,951What about all the stuffwe could learn?13200:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,190How to protect yourselfagainst wild animals.13300:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,999Or how to find your way homeif you get lost in the woods.13400:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,038You can't get lost in the woodsif you never go into the woods.13500:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,475Boy, you've got an answerfor everything.13600:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,993-Yep.-Look at it this way..13700:07:51,160 --> 00:07:54,596Scouting will teach youhow to stand on your own two feet.13800:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,912-Gesundheit.-Gesundheit.13900:07:57,280 --> 00:08:00,477How to take care of yourself.How to be a man.14000:08:00,640 --> 00:08:05,794You know, Stuart, I'm just not intothis outdoorsy stuff like you are.14100:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,315I mean, what will I getout of the Lake Scouts?14200:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,233Hi. I'm Brooke.14300:08:18,520 --> 00:08:19,999-Hi.-Hello.14400:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,390I'm Stuart, and this ismy brother, George.14500:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,278You guys gonna jointhe Lake Scouts?14600:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,238I am, but I don't thinkGeorge wants to.14700:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,073He's trying to get to level 38on Cyberdon Rex.14800:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,915Good luck withoutthe unlimited ammo code.14900:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,231-Unlimited?-X-X-Y-A-B-A-B-X.15000:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,994Totally cool.15100:08:48,280 --> 00:08:52,353So when's that Lake Scout signup?Tomorrow?15200:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,670-ls that a cat?-Nothing gets by this one.15300:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,159Better be careful with him.15400:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,958-Why's that?-The Beast.15500:08:58,120 --> 00:09:02,079-The Beast?-Yeah, the Beast.15600:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,277They say it can hear youfrom the other side of the forest.15700:09:05,680 --> 00:09:09,798And when it drinks from the lake,the water drops a foot.15800:09:09,960 --> 00:09:14,909They say it can smella drop of blood five miles away.15900:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,795So you better keepyour animals inside...16000:09:17,960 --> 00:09:22,272...because I hearits favourite food is cats.16100:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,797See you around, Stuart. George.16200:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,076Boy, she's a piece of work.16300:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,515She sure is.16400:09:32,680 --> 00:09:36,753Does she really expect us to believesome crazy story about a beast?16500:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,036I'll tell you one thing,if there is a beast...16600:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,316...it wouldn't stand a chanceif I ran into it.16700:09:41,480 --> 00:09:45,519-I'd kick him. I'd tie it in a---Let me know how that works out.16800:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,875-Snowbell, where are you going?-To hide.16900:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,476Before that Beast gets a whiffof USDA Prime Snowbell.17000:09:56,840 --> 00:10:00,355Things weren't bad enough.Now I have to worry about being eaten?